Women of The Olympics

Topless photos of Olympic hockey player Katharina Scholz, sailor Petra Niemann, judo competitor Romy Tarangul and canoeist Nicole Reinhardt are published on four alternative front covers of the latest German edition of the adult magazine PLAYBOY.

Nicole Reinhardt poses with only a canoe paddle to protect her modesty, while Niemann is shown tugging on a sailing rope over her head.

Scholz defended her decision to pose nude but said that she had no plans for a future in modeling.

“For me it was a good opportunity, and maybe when I look back after a few years I will be proud of it,” the 25-year-old said.

“Not everybody can go on the cover of Playboy. I did it because I am confident of my body and myself.”

She added: “It wasn’t a group decision, we haven’t seen each other. The shooting was separate. Everyone decided it for themselves.”

The four Germans are not the first Olympic athletes to strip off for extra publicity.

US Olympic swimming champion Amanda Beard posed naked in Playboy last year. In 2004 during the Athens Olympics, Amy Acuff, Ineta Radevica, Zhanna Block, Mary Sauer, Haley Cope, Susan Tiedtke-Green, Fanni Juhasz, Katie Vermeulen all posed naked in PLAYBOY. More recently three British athletes including triple jumper Phillips Idowu bared all as part of an advertising campaign ahead of this year’s Games.

Congratulations to Nastia!

How about some Nastia Liukin Camel Toe to celebrate I hear you say? Well ok then!!!

Note: These are from the team finals a couple days ago. I’ll have tonight’s ones up in a few hours.

BTW Here’s a zoom of part of pic six below which paradoxically shows a padded toe with toeage still clearly visible? WTF?  The only thing constant about camel toe theories is that they need to be constantly revised when faced with new evidence. Stay tuned for future revisions…

So I was watching coverage of the USA Olympic Women’s Gymnastics team the other day and I just happened to glance at Alicia Sacramone’s mons pubis area. It’s ok she is 20, so if you’ve been averting your eyes up until now, fearing she might be under 18, you’re fine, drool away. Anyway, it was rather large and this was strange as I hadn’t noticed it with her on previous occasions when I also happened to focus my attention in that area.

Alicia Sacramone camel toe (with Sisterhood)

After doing some extensive research, I have discovered that the phenomenon of  The Sisterhood of The Traveling Olympic Camel Toe Pad goes back at least as far as Carly Patterson in the Athens 2004 Olympics.

Carly Patterson camel toe (Founder of the Sisterhood)

What exactly is this padding and why do they do it?:

-It’s an athletic cup like football players etc wear to protect the jewels/labia.

Well, possible but Gymnastics is not exactly a contact sport and it’s not worn all the time (hence the “traveling” part of the mystery)  so no, not likely the reason.

-It’s worn to prevent accidents like this one

French Gymnast who wishes she’d joined the Sisterhood earlier

Notice the relatively flat mons pubis sans Sisterhood. Again yes it’s possible but I would assume teenage girls are not the prime demographic for depend absorbent underwear so given the again assumed reliability of most gymnasts bladder control, I will have to wipe (from the front to the rear) this as an option as well.

-There’s no pad, they are just excited.
Although I am sure the level of stress is very high in Olympic competition, if that causes the labia/pubic region to swell to that extent, then there would be no oxygen carrying blood left anywhere else in the body to enable them to do all those flips n stuff so I say no on this one.

-There’s no pad they just have an overgrowth of pubic hair.
Well whilst this might be a valid reason for the German team today or other countries in the seventies or even eighties, it is highly unlikely for the majority of teenage girls today.

That leads us back to the only possible solution…  “The toe” …We should have started here as most things in life can be solved by pondering the nature of “The Toe” so here therefore is the answer…

It’s an anti camel toe device!
Though not technically illegal, (I am getting a petition together to make it so) I conclude that the Traveling Olympic Camel Toe Pad is a contraption similar to a sanitary pad. However it is worn not during the menstrual period but during times when a gymnast might feel her toe factor could be higher than a two out of ten and therefore noticeable due to the particular style or color of her leotard. There are some gymnasts who must wear this at all times due to genetic conditions such as excess fat in the mons pubis or protruding labia (aka roast beef) but those are the exception.

So you can now enjoy the Olympic Women’s Gymnastics All Round Individual competition (which is coming up real soon) even more now with a clear mind, free of that nagging “what IS that bump anyway?” thought that had previously been driving you nuts.
You’re welcome!

Shawn Johnson sans Sisterhood

Shawn Johnson newest member of the Sisterhood

I don’t usually get my daily porn fix from yahoo.com but I made an exception with this 2008 Beijing Olympic Women’s Water Polo breast slippage from one of the Greek players. Hmm I might have to rethink my “it’s all about the toe!” theory as well as my previously firmly held conviction that water polo is very boring to watch. So far my whole world view is being shaken to its very roots and it’s only week one!

More Alicia Sacramone Pics from Beijing below! Click on the thumbnails to see the full resolution high quality pictures.